Tuesday, March 10, 2009

"inFAMOUS vs Pototype" Mail Bag

Okay, when I wrote the "inFAMOUS is NOT a Prototype rip-off" article, I knew there would be some controversy. I saw it coming several continents away. I mean, even if I defended "Prototype" there would be a flame war. But seriously, I never thought I would witness such stupidity in My life! If You haven't read the article, read that first, then read this, because I make a couple of references to stuff I said. I don't want to show You all of the e-mails, but I'll just show the STUPIDEST ones. Don't expect seeing names here, because ALL the e-mails I got were from anonymous users (cowards! Face Me like REAL men & leave Your user names next time!).

Here's the first e-mail I got:

"Bias towards the PS3 much? I used to like "G-Man's Reviews", but because You like Sony games & not Microsoft, I'm not reading You're stuff any more! I thought G-MAN gave honest reviews!"
-Anonymous User

My response: Hey, moron! I happen to like a few games for the 360! The only reason I hate it is because of 360 boys (like the idiots who have been sending Me e-mail) keep bashing on something that ISN'T for the X-BOX 360! It's just childish! Get over it! And also, it's really stupid to stop reading a critic's blog just because the critic said something that You disagree with!

Here's the ONLY comment I got on the article.

"Dude, You're a douche bag. Why does everything have to be a copy cat? Go f*** Your self, You stock up PS3 fan boy!"

-Anonymous user

My response: Dude, You're an obnoxious -X Box 360- fan boy- douche bag! That comment shows that You didn't read the article all the way through! I said "IF either one of these games is a rip off". "IF" implies that there's a possibility that "Prototype" MIGHT be a rip off, but it still implies the possibility that it's not! Also, if i were a fan boy, I would NEVER admit to liking an X Box 360 game, "Crackdown". I also used "HALO" as a good example for the "less is more" factor of "inFAMOUS". I thought that would make X Box 360 fan boys happy to hear Me talking, in a good way, about an X Box game, but apparently that wasn't the case here. It's also VERY hypocritical to say "Why does everything have to be a copy cat?", implying that You're against saying that some thing's a copy cat, but Your attitude suggests that You think "inFAMOUS" is a rip off! This is why I recently made it a rule that You have to be a member of the blog to comment, because I HATE it when anonymous users leave stupid comments. I would have kept that comment on the article, but it's uncensored, & I don't like the use of "R-rated" language on My blogs.

Next e-mail.

"Why are talking about these games? I mean, there's a war in the middle east, the stock market is going down the toilet, & You're talking about why one super hero game is better than the other. I'm looking forward to "inFAMOUS" & all, but come on, neither games come out until June! Live in the present already!"

-Anonymous User

My Response: Okay, it's great to hear that You're supporting the superior product, but what was the point in that "there's a war, the stock market's terrible, live in the present" bull crap?!? Why should I talk about that on a Sly Cooper fan blog? Also, that thing You said about neither games are coming out until June, so I need to "live in the present" is stupid! It's one thing to say "live in the present" to someone who's always talking about the past, but it's idiotic to say that to someone when they're looking forward to something. You see, unlike who ever sent Me that e-mail, I'm NOT a hippie!

Yet again ANOTHER anonymous user!

"Prototype is better than s***FAMOUS! While the powers in Prototype suck, it's great because of the jumping. It makes You feel good jumping around! s***FAMOUS is gay!"

-Anonymous User

My Response: Who ever said that is obviously a teenager, because only 15 year olds use "gay" as an insult! Also, saying that the game's powers suck shows that even the fans think it sucks, because if it's a super hero game, the BEST thing about the game has to be the powers! "inFAMOUS" is looking more realistic, & looks like the first super hero game EVER to make You feel like the hero.

Okay, I'm going to save the pain & show You one last e-mail. But I'm warning You, the idiocy in this comment has a 99.99 % chance of making You laugh Your ass off.

"Dud, ur a douce bage! Ur gust a PS3 fan bowie! If its 4 PS3 it sux ignring qualoty! Im a 360 fan bowie & I dont hav a berning desir to sexally mollest Bille Gats lyk U sad in Ur artacle!"

- Anonymous user

My Response: What's a "fan bowie"?!? I know what a fan boy is, but what's a fan bowie? Is it a David Bowie fan boy? I like David Bowie & all, but I don't think I like him enough to be called a "fan", let alone a "fan bowie"! You know what, I'm going to stop criticizing the spelling on this thing, other wise I'll be talking about this for months. How come a lot of these flame comments start with: "Dude, You're a douche bag"? Can't they come up with something else? Also, this "if it's for PS3 it sucks ignoring quality" crap is ridicules. Another thing, why is X Box 360 & Wii better? Is it because they're white & the PS3 is black? Are You racist?!? Okay, I'm just joking, but PS3 is still the higher quality product. And also, sense when did I say ANYTHING about X Box 360 fan boys wanting to sexually molest Bill Gates? I did say 360 fan boys have a crush on Master chief, but I don't recall saying anything specific about Bill Gates.

IN CLOSING: This is just proof of why X Box 360 fan boys are the worse type of fan boys. I know these were all "anonymous users", but the e-mails didn't leave signatures, & I didn't want to put they're e-mail addresses, because I'm pretty sure could get arrested for that. I kind of find it strange that My "Stephen king vs Stephanie Meyer" article on main blog, "G-Man's Reviews", didn't seem to gain ANY controversy, while a seamanly smaller subject on a smaller blog did get a controversy.
So what did we all learn today? X Box 360 fan boys are stupid, retarded, engrish infesting & childish!

This is "The G-MAN" signing out!

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